Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Long joke Your such a downey

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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