- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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