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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What is white and square? A ping pong block

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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