Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

im telling maguire

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

there once was a black man who played basketball

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Turkeys are obese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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