Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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