Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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seek beauty

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Ily bae

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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