What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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