Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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