- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Kys

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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