- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what goes boo a sock

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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