- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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