what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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