- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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