Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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