A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

The EPA.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

do you have a wife?

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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