- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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