A blonde dies Lololol

800 people died last year. end of story

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

hear hear

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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