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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why can't february march Because april may

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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