Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Niall Horan

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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