- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Women can vote? wtf

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

I read the terms of service.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

30cm = 0,3meters

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