Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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