- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

well use a tissue!

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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