why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Anti Joke

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