Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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A seal walks into a club.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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