- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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