- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A penis walks into a bar..

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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