Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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An Aisian failed a test

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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purple pickles

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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