- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Im gay What about you

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Penis

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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