What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Major League Soccer

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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