How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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