- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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