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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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