- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

men's rights activists

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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