Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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