Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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