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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Your mom.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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