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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

I put my baby in a microwave.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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