- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Swag.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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