- Anti Joke

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Christianity.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What do you call an blank test? an F

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.