- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Knock knock It's open, come in

Do u take sugar?

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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