- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Everybody will die

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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