- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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