- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Albino African Americans

Nice belt.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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