I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

mark is religion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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