How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Women's Rights.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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