- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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