- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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