Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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This sentence is a lie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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