- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Where's the soap?

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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