What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

woman's rights

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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