- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

what are three short words? i a am

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Miscarriages.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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