- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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