I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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