- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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