why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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poop nuff said

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Gay's

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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