- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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