Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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