- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How's the weather? Good.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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