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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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