- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A jew enters a mall.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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