- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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