- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Did you know? . You already know!

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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