In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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