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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Your life

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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