- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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