there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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can you touch your toes? no

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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