- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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