- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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