- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

feminists.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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