What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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