Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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cory

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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