- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Women's Rights

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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