Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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anal seepage

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Anti Joke

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