So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Kevin and Ramin

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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